Funnies by Henry and Jack

Henry: It hurts like the dickens!
(Henry, 2.5)

Henry: (looking down at Mom's belt buckle) You are a cowboy Mom!
(Henry, 2.5)

Jack: Mom, when you say bad food, I say buckle up your seat belts and get ready with your taste buds!
(Jack, 5.5)

Mom: Henry, are you our cute little guy?
Henry: No, I'm Henry (pronounced Honry or Honey)
(Henry, 2.5)


Mom: Henry, go to sleep.
Henry: I'm not sleeping. I'm happy. I'm happy, Mom. (Yawn)
(Henry, 2.5)

Mom: Henry, is it nice to hit?
Henry: Uhh, yeah, sure!
(Henry, 2)

Henry: We go to church, Mom?
Mom: Not today, but on Sunday we'll go.
Henry: Church has yummy bread and water.
(Henry, 2)

Mom: explaining to a friend about getting bags of mulch for 1/2 price.
Jack: walks by and says, "It's because you're a penny pincher."
(Jack, 5.5)

Henry: Knock, Knock!
Mom: Who's there?
Henry: Baby.Mom: Baby who?Henry: Baby drinking milk. (he thinks this is hilarious)(Henry, 2)
Mom: Henry, how'd you get so big?Henry: 'Cause Dada's big!(Henry, 2)
"Mom, what you doing?"(Henry, 2)
"I star wars guy!"(Henry, 2)


Mom: Henry, is it nice to hit?
Henry: Uhh, yeah, sure!
(Henry, 2)

Henry: We go to church, Mom?
Mom: Not today, but on Sunday we'll go.
Henry: Church has yummy bread and water.
(Henry, 2)

Mom: explaining to a friend about getting bags of mulch for 1/2 price.
Jack: walks by and says, "It's because you're a penny pincher."
(Jack, 5.5)

Henry: Knock, Knock!
Mom: Who's there?
Henry: Baby.
Mom: Baby who?
Henry: Baby drinking milk. (he thinks this is hilarious)
(Henry, 2)

Mom: Henry, how'd you get so big?
Henry: 'Cause Dada's big!
(Henry, 2)

"Mom, what you doing?"
(Henry, 2)

"I star wars guy!"
(Henry, 2)

Dad (asking Henry): What's your name?
Henry: Jack
(Henry, 1 1/2 )